• Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    5 months ago

    I will control the army and make you pay me a portion of it every month.

    Also maybe some gold statues of myself.

    Keep up the good work you hacker!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      5 months ago

      You and what army? Those brigands over there? I’m already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I’ll have them turn you into mush!

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        5 months ago

        You pay them but I’ve married my daughter to their leader. We will split the process after we’ve arrested you for treason.

        Pretty good idea that law thing. I might pay someone to carve it into a stone dinner day.

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          5 months ago

          I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.