It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
Billosopher is a good, strong name.
Pros need a cat in their car adjustment
No, you misunderstand. This is a shitpost.
Thanks, vegan
You’re always on about that clussy
A freaky fucking freak toy
I love turning my clown on again after a long turn off period
Sounds like one of your clowns need rebooting
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
They’d love to go back to having a dictator they never had again.
This is applicable to almost any western country.
Shit is useful too, plants love that shit.
My presidential campaign doesn’t want me to comment on that. Squeak!
Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.