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More importantly, I never did that. But they’re stalking me and harassing me for it anyway. No longer in this community, however.
I like cornbread and I like hot dogs, so why I have I never liked corn dogs?
People put their religion on their gravestone. That’s just corporate branding under another label.
I’d tell you if I could, but I have no idea and they’re both most likely dead by now, so I doubt I’ll ever know.
Are you familiar with this book? It’s a lot of fun.
https://www.byanyothernerd.com/2020/04/stranger-days-39-mysteries-of-motel.html
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Something like that would be way beyond my price range. I’ll be lucky if I can afford a metal plaque.
Like the others, I didn’t think it was fake.
This is the guy who doesn’t think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.
https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613
And his wife is a doctor too.
Believe it or not, my dad had a friend in that situation. They were married, got divorced, stayed monogamous with each other. They just didn’t live together. I guess they didn’t want sex with anyone else but they also didn’t want to live with each other.
“You think I have bad taste? Oh honey, look at that top you’re wearing.”
*Knock knock*
Hello, sir. I was wondering if you’ve heard the good nwes?
Yeah, but can you survive a hydrogen bomb blast in a 1980s fridge? No, you need a 1950s fridge for that.
I understand. Jell-O used to make me extremely angry too.
He’s my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.
Yeah, but they make the stuff to appease them queer folks especially cheap. Why not save a buck when you only have to care about them one month a year?
You’d think they’d remember the Jell-O.
There’s always room for Jell-O.
You stay the fuck away from my Amontillado.
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.