Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoCreamy centresslrpnk.netimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1479arrow-down17
arrow-up1472arrow-down1imageCreamy centresslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarervdz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months ago“We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”
minus-squareDavel23@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoIf they took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy!
Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.
“We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.”
Don’t you even take the bones out?
If they took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy!