Back when Disney movies were gut punches
Airborne seafood.
Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.
I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid
Seriously, nothing wrong with the old carols, but people need to write new ones or something. blef.
Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…
That was a wonderful rabbit hole
I figured, but still
I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m saving it as pasta. The fact you put this much effort into a shitpost is amazing.
Edit: this is legitimately well written to boot. Amazing job @fossilesque@mander.xyz
So it’s value is essentially zero?
They can do it better than I can at 7 am. I just sit there and drool looking at my screen
Melt it.
Wait…
I see why he’s smiling
Hahaha holy shit, some of them are way the fuck out there
I hate nylocks. They are such a bitch to work with in my experience