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Or have the fart bubble crawl into your vag where it will turn into another fart. Fartception.
Queef2
Girls aren’t real so this is fiction.
Be careful tho … that warm bubble can easily become a wet stream
be careful when you ride that brown dragon
What the fuck. I wanna try this.
Sit on a leather chair and when you feel a fart, roll backwards to close off any escape routes and now your taint is a fart chimney!
Might have to shave your ass
It hurts kinda bad if it’s properly done. Otherwise it just tickles.
Remember: NEVER FART ON A MAN’S BALLS
You’re not the boss of me
Then what even is the point of sex?
Just lean to one side or the other. Problem solved.
