Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.
Great advice and thanks for the encouragement. This reminds me of one of the best pieces of advice I ever heard from a nutritionist talking about personal health.
If you can only do one thing to make a positive change, no matter how small it is, it’s far better than doing nothing.
Two hours later … ‘rent’s due again’ … ‘can we figure out another way to pay it?’ … ‘that worked when you were younger, you’re now a 40 year old housewife with two children, and you’ve let yourself go these past few rounds’ … ‘isn’t there another way’ … ‘OK, fine, I’ll take one child to work as a slave at one of my railroads’
I’d ask them to use more nails … and once they did, ask for even more
Been to Thailand a couple of times and I always thought Buddhist monks were holy lifelong devotees that never did any wrong. Turns out that there is parts of the country where reformed prisoners have the option to join a monastery as a monk to serve their sentence. So in many places, those tough looking monks you see are actually gang members and criminals serving out a sentence … some of them are honestly reformed, some are working on it, and some are just gaming the system.
Wait until your fashionable friend has to go to the bathroom.
I was expecting the last panel to be him sitting down to this cubicle to fill in an eight hour work day to make less than minimal wage.
I’m disgusting … but not that disgusting
Ezekiel 23:20
If you cover yourself in ketchup and mayonnaise, are you Thousand Island Dressing?
Right Knee: … you see these guys?
Left Knee: … yeah I know right! Idiots!
Stomach: … guys I don’t feel well … and I need food too!
Liver: … what the fuck are you guys doing
Kidneys: … hey guys we need to empty again
Spine: … guys I need to lie down or I’m going to stop talking to knees
“No problem, if you just wait a century or two we should clear the board for you on our own”
This would cause personal injury and destroy furniture if we tried this
Frodolas has seen things with his Frodolas eyes
Golgolas has seen things with his Googles
Lol … which side of the washing machine lid are you sitting in?
The unspeakable horrors probably see us as unspeakable horrors as well.
Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies …
The Alabamadan
As long as its not yellow … looks good to me
both of you try to swallow it whole
Imagine going down from the 30th floor and it stops at the 20th floor and a big 300lb American tourist rushes in and panic operates the buttons. As soon as the door closes he looks at you, apologies and says he has to use the toilet.
The elevator suddenly stops
Design them so that every hundredth random visit, the shark snaps their jaws shut.