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    • Rolando@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago
      • steal corpse of Albert Einstein
      • hook it up to exoskeleton
      • make it run E=mc2 miles per hour
      • take the pill

      Problem?

      • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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        make it run E=mc2 miles per hour

        You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

        Also, you failed high school physics.

        /sorry

        • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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          Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.