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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    make it run E=mc2 miles per hour

    You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.

    Also, you failed high school physics.

    /sorry

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.