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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Oh boy. A free watch.

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Oh boy. A free watch.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    1/1

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The “1/2” in the top-right corner pisses me off.

     

    Fucking W H Y Y Y Y Y Y.

    • emergencybird@lemmy.world
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      NGL I tried swiping more than once lol

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Same. Lol.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Maybe they’re only a gorilla after they get hit with cold water.

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I…don’t understand. Can you explain?

  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org
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    Only the very best are selected, how lucky of you!

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      Pfft. They’re watching everyone these days.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        ✔ seen

  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    But is the watch list a waiting list or are you instantly watch-approved?

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      Yes.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Did you buy The Muppet Movie on VHS?

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    Bro they only give a baby G, it’s not that good

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      all Gs are not very good

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    Would’ve been funny if the punchline wasn’t explained in parentheses.

    This kills the joke.

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      I would normally agree but in that case it makes it funnier. Like in an ironic way.

      That’s how kids do these days.

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      (This kills the joke)

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        Hey mom I killed the joke

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