Fear, uncertainty and doubt

FDNY: New York’s racistest.

To be fair, they go into a burning building and come out in blackface

General infantry

Hhhhhhhh

There’s no hierarchy in the sasquatch society. To them, ‘bigfoot’ is a slur. ‘Skunk ape’ is strangely a term of endearment (to them, we are their ‘skunk apes’, on account of the smell) ‘Hairy man’ is unnessecarily gendered. ‘Orang Pendek’ is fine, but also gendered. Wood ape’ is a bit simplified, but fine. Yowie is used proudly by the Austral version, but secretly used as a bit of a slur by the North American variant to describe their southern cousins.

The Peladiens diplomatically refer to them as ‘The honorable inhabitants’’ (in contrast to humans, referred to just as ‘the inhabitants’)

Have your butler do it for you

The shopping list on the suspect’s fridge apparently required

• Nebula
• Tangle
• Horse
• Piper
• Green
• Sharp

Our technician called Coles and Woolies, who confirm these are not regular grocery items, and then he had a lightbulb moment: Beat the suspect with an extension cord until he gave up the seed phrase

If you get a standing desk, your knees can be fucked as well.

Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

It just might

I hate myself too.

Wow, a biblically accurate Honda accord

A tick tock link? Disgusting.

‘Here I go, killing again.’

You people are never satisfied!

This is just for the weekend

“what’s a phone?”

“I don’t know why my fingerprint isn’t working” (biometrics are disabled)

“I don’t remember my passcode” (it’s a pattern input field)

“The guy at the phone place changed it for me”

“It’s never really worked right.”

“There’s no Google on it tho.” (What does this even mean?)

“Who do you need to call anyway?”

“Can’t you just use your own phone?”

Just act like the dumbest creature on earth.

Because your standards are low

What about that one that turned racist overnight so they killed it?