• dingus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The problem is that very occasionally there actually IS a bug on you.

    One time I thought my arm was just itchy until I looked down and it had like a 2.5 inch long cockroach on it.

    Yes I freaked the fuck out.

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      1 year ago

      Aghhh… you’ve reminded me of the time I was in a room sleeping, but felt the sensation I was being watched, so I turned on the lamp next to my bed and a large pregnant insect crawled out of the bathroom in Palm Springs. I freaked out as it’s butt was full of what appeared to be a ridiculously bulbous egg sack.

      I less than bravely called my sister in and instead of bothering to identify it, she grabbed a shoe and swiftly crushed it. It was a huge mess as the squish shot a juicy egg sack out on the floor. That night was my birthday lol.