The best parallel park I ever did was the first and only time I ever tried ketamin. I felt like William Tell. Perfect alignment, gaps, speed, confidence, everything.
I’ve never been able to replicate it.
Edit for the kids reading this: I do not recommend taking ketamin in order parallel park well or in fact for any other reason. Your results will likely vary enormously from my one-off anecdote.
Recently I was driving behind someone and they decided to parallel park. One smooth motion and they were in, like, damn.
The best parallel park I ever did was the first and only time I ever tried ketamin. I felt like William Tell. Perfect alignment, gaps, speed, confidence, everything.
I’ve never been able to replicate it.
Edit for the kids reading this: I do not recommend taking ketamin in order parallel park well or in fact for any other reason. Your results will likely vary enormously from my one-off anecdote.
Please don’t do drugs and drive. And don’t brag about it on the internet. This is how people die.
Yes, you’re right. My bad.
Yoda moment
Sounds like you gotta start keeping a helping of Special K in your glove box just for those situations