kafka420honda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWe are all made of carbonlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1446arrow-down1105
arrow-up1341arrow-down1imageWe are all made of carbonlemmy.worldkafka420honda@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareChetzemoka@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 year agoIf the carbon is in my body, it’s not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoSo if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDoes McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?
minus-squareSpaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I [Rage flips the board]
If the carbon is in my body, it’s not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists
So if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan
You should get paid carbon credits!
Does McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?
Nuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I
[Rage flips the board]