empireOfLove@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agowe all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbolemmy.oneimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down114
arrow-up1278arrow-down1imagewe all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbolemmy.oneempireOfLove@lemmy.one to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareGraphine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoI schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door
minus-squareempireOfLove@lemmy.oneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoYou slammed your penis in the car door…?
minus-squareCobblerScholar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYou slammed you penis in the car door
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoI did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.
I schlamed my pehnis in the cahr door
You slammed your penis in the car door…?
You slammed you penis in the car door
I did it to my thumb and I highly do not recommend. Specially if you weren’t the one that did it, the door manage to close and they do not understand for several seconds why are you suddenly shouting and agonizing for before they open the door.