• u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Translation

    George finds tim at a car accident

    George says to tim. Tim don’t cry you can get a new car.

    Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat

    George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don’t cry You can get a new girlfriend tim

    Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim’s penis was cut of

    Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks

    This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life