ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago"Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down11
arrow-up1363arrow-down1image"Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down4·3 months agoThat’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down5·edit-23 months agoYou seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no.
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·3 months agoboomer-ass joke
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agohttps://xkcd.com/37/
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI tell her that everyday. It’s part of what makes our bond so special.
minus-squareprowess2956@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThe couple that shaves together…
That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.
Honey, is that you?
You seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no.
boomer-ass joke
boomer ass-joke
https://xkcd.com/37/
She has a nice beard
I tell her that everyday.
It’s part of what makes our bond so special.
The couple that shaves together…