• casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.

      Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.

      Seriously, if you’ve a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You’ll crave alcohol less, you’re hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you’re classy AF once you’ve learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.

      Don’t waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don’t bother.