MobileDecay

Welcome back to Firefox everyone! At least if you’re as old or older than I. 😁

What am I reading? 🤨

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

“Fuck the climate! What about my bank account?!”

So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔

The white MC Hammer.

They can’t have anyone but themselves breaking the site. 😂 People should figure out a good way to protest Reddit. Ddos attacks can’t be fixed. 😁

With my extensive knowledge about starlink satellites I uh… Ooh look at the pretty bird! 😍

They’re eating the dogs. 😊

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

It’s that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢

It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊

Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don’t be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤

I bet they removed it faster than a porn video on YouTube Kids! 😲

I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.

If you just go to a public restroom you know.