I can’t just pretend that’s not there!
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:
Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going “are you serious right now”
Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to “naturally” meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.
Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
Is this… real?
I’ve seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she’s got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it’s just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that’s the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like… Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn’t understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
Nailed it
There’s no way that isn’t shopped. If it isn’t, what’s her insta? I’d want proof.
Implants my guy
Found this…
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I’m shocked.
Damn… I’m in awe. I’m sure someone horny enough could identify her. She’s with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain’t got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
How does she even get her pants on?
One leg at a time, I imagine.
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.
God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It’s like pulling… How do you think she gets out of those, anyway
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
Bruh.
I realize that I have some mental issues, but I’m sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.
pass auf, die Amis reagieren nicht gut auf sowas
“I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space.”
