• Dojan@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Ballast!

    Just plonk a large file in the storage, make it relative to however much is normally used in the span of a work week or so. Then when shit hits the fan, delete the ballast and you’ll suddenly have bought a week to “find” and implement a solution. You’ll be hailed as a hero, rather than be the annoying doomer that just bothers people about technical stuff that’s irrelevant to the here and now.

    • lemmyvore@feddit.nl
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      1 year ago

      Or you could be fired because technically you’re the one that caused the outage.

    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Except then they’ll decide you fixed it, so nothing more needs to be done. I’ve seen this happen more than once.