• RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Am I posting on social media?

      If so, then, and wherever my phone pings to a tower.

      Well, or I’m on the exercise bike, because the phone thinks I’m taking steps, so I double up on calorie calculations as an excuse to drink more.

      … but that stays only on the phone, right?

      …right?