Anal! Awesome!

The US gov hereby declares China butt fucking Americans banned!

Americans… Oh African butt fucking is awesome!

That backfired real good, didn’t it?

Can I get a passport to that country?

I feel really bad for all the porn actors in California losing their homes. I love them loving each other. It helps me kickstart my day every day.

At the end of the day sexual body parts are with us regardless of where we go. We wear clothes I guess to feel protection from the world around us. But out bodies don’t really need covering. In fact we get vitamin D by uncovering our skin and letting the sun recharge our melanin.

So is it working?

Mr.Chat, last name GPT, how can we care for our elders?

Chat GPT: I know, right?

I heard that he did get to suck his own cock but when he came he choked on the other Guy’s golden finger. I don’t know if this is an appropriate topic though. He had a big fat cock…he paid the guy a few thousand a day. Why would he suck his own is beyond me.

Oh its played with the fingers…

Not your own fingers!

Don’t read this unless you’re 18!

You read it, didn’t you? But your 49! Dang dude! C’mon.

I was going to click on it became she is sponsored. It says so right there.

It made me think…hmmm, if someone were to inject or otherwise place strawberries up your butt, would you deal full at some point? Or would you just fill full?

My window doesn’t face outside! WTF!

Five slices! Dam!

C’mon everyone! Simmer down! Its " fuck me in the ass tonight " there’s no need to beat around the bush. …Now! Let’s see what you’ve won!!!

Yes Jim! You are the new proud owner of this wonderful gourmet deluxe grad master limited edition pen protector!

The opposing team has scored.

Its probably a pile of whatever the brain sells. They told me that my brain sells too but I have yet to see a single dollar from anything the bastard is doing when I’m trying to focus.

Here’s the story!

Jake was finally going to cook his fish when Jason Dogger came into the picture. He challenged Jason to a mudfight. Jason accepted. At exactly 3pm that afternoon the mudfight started and Jake picked up Jason on his shoulder to win the fight…little did he know Jason had already won because he sneaked in and grabbed the fish in his jaw.

Requirement 23: must be willing to eat a quantity of bugs or bug parts ranging from inconsequential to substantial.

Fine. I’ll just watch you all and our wife.

You can’t dance in fire like that!