Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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don’t have a life, don’t have content to post. don’t really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Limitless only for the same visit. 1 customer per reaction.
No repeat visits or sharing allowed!

Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.

How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.

peanut butter

Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug… It was like 37 years ago… I’m still traumatized.

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Someone’s just going to steal whatever you make anyway.

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This is a shit posting community. Meme references should be assumed.
And I’m not your employee. Neither time nor place for your insecurities. Some conflict resolution skills ya got there.

Immediately talking about yourself, claiming authority, offended at the least thing, telling people what to think instead of showing those traits, serious in an unserious setting, and more. Your response to what started with a simple meme reference has me seeing more in common with the worst managers I’ve worked with in your actual behavior.

It was a meme reference. You took that way too personally. I’m sorry if you were offended.

Wasn’t meant as a personal attack. Shoulda put it on the Amidala meme, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

So, since you’re support staff and economically a cost center and not a producer, they make more than you, right? You advocate for their wages first, right?

No. Did you? I was replying to every parent comment above mine.

“about to be out of a job”
“will be hired by Google, Microsoft and other companies within minutes.”
“I’m sure MS would love to grab a few more.”

All seemed to ignore the context quoted from the letter and may as well have been responding solely based on the headline alone. The employees clearly stated they already have an active offer in place.

Dude, it literally says that right in the letter…

Microsoft has assured us that there are positions for all OpenAl employees at this new subsidiary should we choose to join.

Did you not even read it?

Reviving.

Poor dude contemplating the diverse opportunities offered by quitting life.

Spent a bunch of money on a nice new mattress. Back still hurts. Life is pain, just gets worse the longer it goes, and now I can’t blame it on a crappy mattress.