If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

Considering they are designating “collection points” for the phones, I think you read it correctly.

One-time purchase is probably to incentivize not losing/selling your company phone.

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

New cryptid spotted 🚨

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really

Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.

It’s true. It’s on the internet.

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them

Yes.

But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard

You snozed you lósed

When Khajit has no wares

Guessing so they can continue the work in between guests. Probably not in a state to lease out as then they are under a lot more obligations to quickly fix bigger issues

The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.

The more you know 🌈

AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

Take it. Come on. Please.

If you make it to your car and declare safe they can’t fire you. It’s the rules. Pro-tip

It at least provides resistance to the immediate removal of the card. I doubt most thieves are running around with readily available solvents. Could provide enough time to remotely lock or wipe as OP said

Woo Dave the Diver!

Great game for the Deck

Dang. Was super cool while it lasted! Seems like it’s been cut off from content. Great job on it otherwise