It’s the most basic eyeliner. Doesn’t even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
It’s the most basic eyeliner. Doesn’t even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.
Bullies generally hate when people fight back
My day job is in an office. My nightlife is in the circus. I’m that coworker lolol. I hardly keep it secret though.
Bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom
Might not be a prescription, could be release forms or something like that
I mean it’s like buying a hairless cat if you’re allergic to them. Like I still want to play with a cat, I just need one that doesn’t cause issues for me due to dander.
Common misconception. Cat allergies are triggered by proteins in their bodily fluids, particularly their pee and their saliva. Cats do lick themselves a lot, and dander also contributes to it, but hairless cats are not hypoallergenic
Sincerely, a pet lover with cat allergies :(
With or without the cap?
December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parents
They really, really don’t like you pointing out that they could just eat what they want and nobody would care, they just have to make it their public identity because they get off on being oppressed
I’m confused, is this about vegans or meat eaters?
Does it have to be human?
That whole fun idea was proposed by Manucher Ghorbanifar, an Iranian/Israeli double agent
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
Not exactly the same but on New Year’s I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
Right wingers think lactose intolerance is a leftist conspiracy
Fearection*
It leads to a terrorgasm
Because of the prolapse?
It really depends on your race and starting stats
Milwaukee included a bag and floodlight in their drill package so I guess that did it for me. Most of my drill bits are Ryobi though.
(Not a dad, just a lesbian)
I’ve trained myself to eat banana peel. It’s a fun way to freak out people since it always gets a reaction. Watermelon peels are also a gross favorite. Far from the freakiest thing I do though.
Kiwis are weirdly better with the peel