sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

not my problem

let 'em cook

it’s not physically possible to downvote someone on hexbear

I don’t think there’s a problem with restricting internet access for your kids, especially if you can get other parents (of your kids friends) to do it too

everybody should play

Chicken Tikka Masala is BRI ISH

in 500 years of colonial trade, NOBODY in the entire Indian subcontinent has EVER put tomatoes into a Chicken curry! NEVER!

there’s a type of brainworm unique to many anglos where they have to be as special and different as possible when there’s LITERALLY NOTHING THERE

"hmmm…I could try learning about or even promoting idk one of the cultures of Africa or India or China (or indigenous Australian, American etc cultures) with thousands of years of tradition that literally nobody outside of those continents even knows exists, but nah I’m going to take sushi and call it Australian because I’m a special snowflake and I’m jealous that the other anglo settlers across the pacific have more clout "

dude that’s just sushi

this is the biggest reach I’ve seen since…well a bunch of mayo criminals reached australia

this entire thing just feels like settlers being butthurt that they a) have none of the history/tradition of the old world and b) unlike america, don’t even have any recently found pop culture relevance to offset the former

There’s plenty of Aboriginal and even some trivial white Australian culture, claiming a certain shape of sushi is not that (not even Americans do this, and the few that do “Detroit pizza” are rightfully made fun of and bullied)

Australian sushi is a thick hand roll made from half a standard sheet of nori. Its shape is distinct from Japanese temaki hand rolls, which are often cone-shaped, as well as from futomaki thick rolls, which are similar in shape but usually served sliced.

so it’s literally just unsliced sushi lol. It’s not even like some characteristic ingredient, like with California Rolls and Philadelphia rolls using avocado/cream cheese (which are def not Japanese)

so it’s square sushi?

well I guess it’s better than bread with sprinkles on it

me over here switching it on and off like a neanderthal from the 1910s

how do you make a separate internet?

you should think like Bill Gates and play 9/11 in minecraft

Millions must never remember

Millions, Billions even, of adults will learn and date and play with children in the Roblox metaverse if we don’t play IRL Minecraft

Things that are hard to believe still exist:

• Linux
• VLC media player
• Pirate Bay (torrents/filesharing in general)
• hard drives
• email
• google earth

Being a somewhat tech illiterate millennial (only knows how to navigate windows and passed a data structures class) it feels like any of these things could be eventually taken out next (probably not Linux just because it’d be the hardest)

I wouldn’t at all be surprised if they found a way to monetize hard drives into a subscription based storage service

Mostly I don’t understand much, but I know that I witnessed the internet turn from a fast clickable diverse wonderland to a place dominated by 6 websites which take up 4GB RAM to run, followed by the further decline of youtube (started going for ADHD related results in 2011), google (search results started sucking in 2019) and reddit (mods started getting banhappy in 2020)

lemmy poster can’t do a google search

many such cases