Your second list is wild personally

The first list, those second two items are the trash I think 80% of people hate

The smoked salmon Philadelphia spread…? I love me some salmon, heck even smoked salmon, but that stuff? You can have it all to yourself

Whoa, hold on now… I’m not old, and I shit through atleast 4 edition’s of Uncle John’s bathroom readers in my pre and early teens

I mean if my family is any statistic to go on, 2/3 kids (me one of them) swore off Netflix since. The other, bought their own subscription as soon as the code stopped working

Hmm, seems your regex isn’t perfect mister bot. That’s ok

This is making me think of that Fifth Element opera song lmao

The only way to win the game, is to not play in the first place unfortunately

Yeah! Get 'em

I don’t hate that version though, for what it’s worth

I knew I was wrong but I just couldn’t recall the right one. Thank you!

Is it shitbag steve?

Can someone please remind me wtf this one was called lmao

Both smiled in their last frames, must be a happy story!

There truly is a lack of pushbrooms in my life, and that has to be a problem

Oh were they referring to praise hands? I thought they meant 🙋

The

ENHANCE

Of AI essentially

The first xkcd I ever did see was this one, fitting that its also the first xkcd I’ve witnessed referenced on Lemmy

It’s in git. In our current but on its last legs env we had a inhouse built tool that would compare a release branch with master and build a series files we’d throw at the DBA to run updating procs, tables, views, etc. Had procs built to preserve data when ddl changed and what not. Very painful. This was on Netezza.-

Now we are moving to Azure Synapse… And we are using Azure DevOps instead of Bitbucket and it works but its jank. Our git repo is now actually tied to the DB through the use of release pipelines. PRs on master will get released automatically… That said most recent update from msft and now it takes 7hrs just for the deployment plan to build.

Its not great… My company is addicted to stored procs. I hear there is some projects looking into databricks, azure data factory, sparks, etc… For now my life is pain and complaints, just trying to get people to learn to love git. BI here before I joined unfortunately not IT minded.

Edit: didn’t even touch on testing… And frankly half the devs seem like they don’t/don’t know how to even do impact analysis… If you change a column, at minimum search the code base for impacts… Don’t just deploy and blow up our prod cause you’re mismatching sizes

My companies whole of BI is operated through Stored Procs… Its a tad insane

No, I don’t think I’ll try ‘6’

I have to agree with Beanie Sanders