I have a suspicion that they have a virus that they want to spread and protect themselves from

BSD isn’t linux. Or am I mistaken?

“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”

Dear god no

… Linux can run on a potato.

Also, does that mean the worker’s pay also scales along with the prices?

The ads are so much less anxiety inducing as well. At least, on Pluto they are