I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
I bought one of these and did not sleep all night even though I’m a regular coffee drinker and I’m convinced it’s some hypercaffeinated situation like the Panera drinks. They used to be regular iced coffee. Not buying them again.
It’s not even loading for me (Vivaldi on Android). I ran it through Textized. It’s on the Verge alright… verge of unreadability 🙄
Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all
He’ll really do anything except the things we all know will bring the advertisers back.
It would definitely be the level at the end
Ah, the tao of internet
stepsquirrel, what are you doing??
I went to school on a campus overrun with squirrels and you could see the whole life cycle on the way to class: defending territory, finding mates, and then making babies, all in a nonstop frenzied squirrelly adrenaline rush. but this… this I never saw
i am ready for ceiling cat’s return. he was never gone. he has always been there. watchin u scratch ur harbls. in ur macaroni. warmin his feets
Ahhh of course it was the Onion