This is way too true to be a shitpost …

You sure thats not just another language?

Elephant is very similar in a lot of languages like Elefant in german, danish, norwegian, elefante in spanish, portugese and italian, éléphant in french…

If you’re a post-menopausal woman and all you want to do is rear grandkids that’s just as valid a choice

That’s just the point of this post. It’s pointing out, that post menopausal women can have more than one purpose depending on what they choose to do with their lives.

It doesn’t say the only purpose. I think you missed that.

Okay, Creep van.

Looks like a creep bus to me.

Ryan Reynolds in a sexy dress. What is it that doesn’t make sense?

It’s beer-o’clock somewhere.

Aww, thank you. That’s so sweet of you.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
He didn’t shut down advertisers, he shut down an organisation for best practices in advertising.

Wiki World Federation of Advertisers

WFA’s aim is to champion effective and sustainable marketing communications worldwide. …

…WFA formed the Global Alliance for Responsible Media (GARM), a global cross-industry alliance which aims to improve digital safety and eliminate harmful online content…The alliance has introduced guidelines concerning misinformation and new standards on ad placements…

…WFA is a founding member of the Unstereotype Alliance, UN Women’s flagship partnership with the marketing industry to eradicate harmful gender stereotypes in advertising…It is also a founding member of the Coalition for Better Ads, a cross-industry initiative to improve consumers’ experience with online advertising.

WFA holds Global Marketer Week, a series of events bringing together brand marketers to learn about the latest public affairs issues and best practice in marketing.

I’d go with

W.E.I.R.D.

I wasn’t aware you can sue your customers when they decide to not give you their business anymore.

Imagine Walmart suing people, because they shop somewhere else now. Or your plumber because you called someone else to unclog your toilet.

It doesn’t sound like Musk is suing them because they broke any contracts, just that several big advertiser spoke to each other and decided not to renew contracts because of rising antisemitism, hate speach and fake news.

I mean, I tell people for 30 years not to buy Nestlé products because of their disregard for human rights. Can Nestlé now sue me too?

Feed her. She probably has the munchies.

I guess women do not exist in literature.

products must last for as long as a reasonable consumer would expect them to last (for example, 10 years for a large appliance like a fridge),

I never heard about anything like this in the EU. If my fridge or washing machine breaks after 2 years and 1 week I have no legal claim towards the manufacturer.

Actually most big electronic retailers try to sell you additional warranty with the product you buy. So you pay extra to extend warranty to 5 years.

I like the Australian aproach better, though.

The mandatory warranty for any product in the EU is 2 years. It doesn’t take into account products like cars that you would expect to be usable for 10+ years.

I doubt you could claim anything in the EU either after more than 2 years.

I’m not an expert on this, if there are some regulations I didnt take into account, please correct me.

This makes me think of the TV series The Neighbors with an alien family living in a gated suburbia calling themselves “Larry Bird” and “Jackie Joyner-Kersee” - real human names to be inconspicuous.

Why exactly?

If a EU regulation was at fault, only systems in the EU should’ve been affected. There would be no reason to adhere to complicated EU rules everywhere else globally.

This doesn’t add up. They need to find a more believable fall guy.

Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

Hmm… without the nervous system and all the pain receptors you should feel absolutely fine now.