Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.
Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.
Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.
Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”
Three whole tabs!!
Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.
Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.
JRR-logic: “Well the reader probably likes Aragorn more, so yeah, he gonna die.”
NOT a cat… Don’t ask me how I know.
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.
I wonder how they’re doing:
The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.
Ha.
I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…
“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”