I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

Now I wish there was an advertising studio where, like, they specialized in shitty ads for real things. Like “I made a game on newgrounds, you WON’T LAST TEN SECONDS” but it’s just a flappy birds clone or something

oh, you were concerned about a typo and not the logic behind their comment?

because ‘a’ vs ‘an’ is dependant on the first sound not the first letter. For some reason the “yew” in uniform counts as a consonant.

because… the person I was replying to was talking about it? The intent was to be funny, I suppose.

Apple users get the option to “react” to messages, adding things like 💜 or 👍 to the message. Since it’s not natively supported by other messaging apps, those users get a message that looks like mine instead of an emoji.

mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

that’s like starting fires on random properties to make sure your firefighters stay on their toes

the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…

I’m not huge or athletic but I probably weigh, like, twice as much as a goose. I get that they’re incredibly pissy and they have teeth and pointy bits, but I’m still betting on me.

my toxic trait is thinking I could win a fight with a goose

You should’ve known better, the moth priests have to train for years to use these

I wasn’t correcting you because you were wrong, I was pointing it out cause it was funny :)

“Pussy in Boots”

Typo or sexy spin-off?

Also Blue-Eye Samurai was super cool and Dreamworks has been killing itwith their movies