They can include the bath water for half price so you can make soup!

I’d argue the Balrog was more Durin’s people’s doing. Fellowship pretty much just wandered into a clusterfuck already in progress there.

Not as far as “dumb” per se but I would accept “less smart” in exchange for physical buttons and a removable battery.

My best guess is he’s technically her half brother: OOP’s mother (daughter of the grandma in question) + OOP’s father’s father = OOP’s bruncle-husband. In turn, this would make Cletus the Fetus OOP’s nephew/niece, aunt/uncle, cousin, and stepchild. We’re wandering into medieval royalty levels of incest here.

There was Big Bob’s Beepers on Hey Arnold.

There were definitely a lot of kids ones in the early 90s that were basically the glasses in the OP but in an assortment of colors. My first pair was a purple and white speckled version of the 80s “serial killer” glasses.

That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar’s

Guessing less about the sign itself and more about the heavy equipment/traffic obstruction involved in getting it down.

Muskodon

Yeah, it’s just a blatant lie that a phone with a removable battery can’t be waterproof without being massive. I had a galaxy s5 active years ago that was, and the difference in thickness between that and the standard one was negligible.