Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.

What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….

So much hate

(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )

That hep cat’s rizz is putting the jelly in this pawg’s roll.

Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.

With Tesla’s stock price dropping 12% the person who might be forced to give up Twitter is Musk. His purchase was secured with Tesla stock.

This sort of helps explains a bit more… leading to a whole bunch of other questions

https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2021/04/denki-anma.html?m=1

Girl = I think that trans mass shooter a wee while back. Deadname Audrey something iirc. Don’t remember the post trans name regrettably.

Got that nice double header Barbie glow up going on

Facebook is looking might well run these days.