I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.

Daily

Next thing you know, RFK Jr will ban it…

I did just drink some Metamucil…

You motherfucker…

I shall not take the bait.

OOP uses centigrade and spells color as “colour”; they’re probably not American.

Maybe you shouldn’t be seafood if you don’t want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah also 4chan

Do you not have a VPN?

Has to be Obvious Plant

I’m 42. I owed about $88K after college (including one very expensive semester of med school in which I realized I didn’t want to be a doctor after all). In addition to my full-time job, I did a whole bunch of consulting work, which let me completely pay off my student loans plus pay for grad school out of pocket.

Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

Fucking excel. Lemmy lemme tell you. At a former position my boss wanted me to make an economic model in excel. I begged to do it in R but no dice. Annoyingly VBA was the skill all other employers were interested in (in my brief foray into industry). I had a million sads.

You were the blue light special…

Lol yup!

Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

Yeah that math works out

Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.