Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men

By age alone, he’s already acquired 10% of the vote in whatever election he joins … get him to commit a felony and he’ll gain another 5% … some sort of sexual misconduct 5% … say he’s Christian (even if he’s not) another 5%

Or just don’t vote and move along

Exactly, and it probably took several instances of this happening going back to 1950 before they finally decided to make that warning label.

And painted the whole room with a pretty green colored lead paint.

Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids