I bet it was more like, “Here’s coffee you can only give from shit. I bet a stupid rich person would pay a fortune for it.”
Mentally ill woman in her late 30s. Quit my jobs with DIDDs to go to work a retail job and go to school.
I’m here to help!
Formerly @kbin.social.
I bet it was more like, “Here’s coffee you can only give from shit. I bet a stupid rich person would pay a fortune for it.”
You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!
I worry about your colon!
I’ve never seen this before and I’m horrified.
Anecdotally, I’m seeing a lot of parents with kids as old as 10 in carts at the grocery store, and those kids are sitting there staring at a tablet or a phone.
As young as 2, also.
It’s constant and nonstop and they don’t look up for anything.
I’m concerned.
I’m fat and slow. I’d start running toward the hurdles and then swerve around them at the last second.
Low key, she was one of my favorite characters.
I assume this is because Daffy identifies as male.
Also I’m genuinely shocked how half a second of looking at a duck under “No God” immediately gave me the impression of Hunter S. Thompson.
You should check out Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
“Hey, wanna come to my religious meeting on Friday?”
“Uhh, sorry I-”
“We’re all getting drunk and there will probably be an orgy and some of the kind of drugs that cause religious ecstacy that guy up-thread referenced.”
“…You know what? I’ll make time.”
The guy who is pulling his helmet up has so much power in this moment. I’m glad for him there’s photos to prove it because I would never have believed him if he told me this story.
On the Moon, we have Momazon.
Seriously. I don’t want skub either but fuckin let people enjoy things.
I saw all this fuss yesterday and checked on my laptop and sure enough, mine was unchecked.
I worked in a movie theater as a kid, and Christmas Day was the highest grossing day of the year. Families came in all wearing coordinated Christmas outfits, saying all sad, “Aw I hope you get to spend time with your family today.”
Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.
I’m so sympathetic to this ogre.
Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.
The boyfriend last night was surprised I didn’t watch the debate.
“They’ve both been president. I was paying attention. I know what their presidencies will be like. Why listen to them talk about it?”
I think honk transcends linguistic boundaries.