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Girlfriend:

[X] eats hot chip

[X] lie

…WHAT

I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder

It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.

Lockheed Martin: JEEZ NASA it was just the ONE time!!!

I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn’t truly. That was a very gloomy prom.

Same here for most of the above, but I would like to suggest something I do often with random obligatory attendances. Every time you’re bored at the party, say your tummy is acting strange. Free pass to go to the bathroom to fuck around on your phone whenever you want. Nobody wants to talk about yr poops. You might owe your partner an explanation, but you can follow your heart on that.

“Hand me down my beatin’ chain, hand me down my bat! Hurry now and guard your face cause we ain’t got time to chat!”

How can you hamburger help others, if you can’t hamburger help yourself first?

IANALasanyer

Not to be rude, but it’s actually “play it by ear”. I’m trying to come up with something witty to say, but I’m dropping a blank.

I think it is bone broth

I assumed it was a reference to the USA’s Democratic party, but that doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Only commenting because I think the linked article above is really interesting

I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.

You don’t understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!

Well, to comment on this take, I would like to mention that in America (at least) ice makers in the fridge (either freezer or dispenser in freezer door) have been an unavoidable option when purchasing new appliances for about ~20 years. Even used ones in that timeframe mostly have this feature. Buying fridges over 20yrs old is… not recommended

I was having some problems with Google podcasts (which I used for years) and switched to Pocket Casts. It’s been great other than some kind of clunky bits when trying to add to/edit your play-next queue, but otherwise I think it’s a pretty great transition from Google

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Tbf, it doesn’t belong on this list