not reading that essay (/s)
It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?
You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird
Alternatively:
“C++, Python, Java” truly is the Lorem Ipsum of coding languages
Is this how tourists become were-Australians and start walking on the ceilings when they come back to the northern hemisphere?
In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism
There’s no such thing as deprecated software, only insufficient modded distro. Your hunt for paleolibraries should be more thorough.
Only joking of course.
“I thought it was bigger”. Yeah maybe it’s not only about size, maybe it’s about how much fossil fuel is hidden underground
Wait you’re telling me that some arbitrarily designed geographical regions are bigger than some others?
Fun fact: the canton of El Chaco in Ecuador is larger than the county of Rutland in the UK
Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’
Remember, dear underlings [the preferred terminology is teamlings now] associates, we’re all in this together! Your success is our success! Now let’s all work harder, together, to succeed!
I’m off to my ‘battle of wits’ with my pal Gandalf, won’t be able to answer your messages until next week.
And get multiple condemnations for improper behaviour of a sexual nature while operating a motor vehicle? No thank you, been there done that already
I work for the Atlantic and Pacific Telegraph Company, and I think I talk for everyone when I say: yes, why not
If one single line of code can make you lose $60M, surely you’ll ensure due review processes and independent QA and clear requirements and regular audits and a middle management not only doing KPI monitoring for a failing upper management. Right? Rrrright?
Can’t wait to install proprietary, incompatible, bloatware-ridden MS software on my Linux PC! This is everything I ever wanted!
It is the OS for absolute winners, after all
Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it’s true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it’s true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn’t care for him, but he always said to me “you know drolex, zurohki’s drivers, they are not compatible at all”. And that’s the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It’s absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It’s terrific. That’s what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiusegentoobtwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuckingkdeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuckingdependenciesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmissingdriversAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAubuntunoobsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Yeah yeah. Replace “the one Ring” with “a potayto” and see again how Sam is selfless and nice.