Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.
Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.
Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.
No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.
Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.
You bought a single strawberry?
I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.
I work at a large airport this summer. What is this “fully staffed” you’re talking about, and where can I get it?
Why do you think I wrote that reply? xD
You just wanted to use “SatansMaggotyCumFart” in a sentence.
That’s not a good sword. That’s a GREAT sword.
Yes. I have also heard of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”
I’ve heard it as “English isn’t a language. It’s three languages under a trench coat, pretending to be a language.”
Anglophones have no right to complain about French pronunciation. What the fuck is this shit?
How do you tell it has no ads from a single, probably cropped, screenshot?
Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It’s like saying “You’re more similar in color to sand than to mathematics.”
Well, as long as it’s just a hungry pack of wolves and not a pack of hungry wolves.
Karl Marx in my ass