Mine is like thick sauce under saran wrap, every once in a while I have to poke around the screen to stir the pixels back into place

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

• Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
• Corn
• Peas
• Ground beef
• Chicken
• Cheese
• Cabbage
• Vinaigrette
• Mashed potatoes
• Bacon
• Crispy straw potatoes
• Olives
• Cooked quail eggs

2021 was vaccine and mask year for me, as a healthcare student. I remember it because I started my internship period, and the human contact got me out of my 2019 depression. I got a pretty good order of rotations and didn’t get COVID so I can’t complain.

Left toe on clutch, right heel on brake, right toe on gas. Good for revving the car at the traffic light if the engine’s cold or if you’re a jackass.