Jesus is a CHRISTIAN.

It’s in the name CHRIST!

Path of Exile 2 Is Being Optimized For the Steam Deck

Your Mom’s being optimised for the Steam Deck

they’re not just shoving a body in liquid nitrogen and calling it a day.

They might as well. No amount of antifreeze is going to stop cells from crystallizing on a mollecular level.

This is even disregarding the most important part, the brain, which you can’t flood with antifreeze.

There just isn’t a way around this.

This shit always makes me giggle.

You wanna know what happens to all the moisture in your body when you freeze it?

It crystallizes, turning basically every cell in your body into an expanding razor blade which slices through every other cell.

Your brain gets turned into mush, held together by a matrix of ice.

Imagine dropping a piece of paper into a paper shredder, then putting those paper strips into a blender with water. Then you take the blended mass of paper mush out, and try to reassemble it.

That’s what these people think medical technology can do in the future.

Fucking morons. There’s nothing to put back together! It’s fucked! You cannot unblend your death certificate!

If you don’t believe me, try freeze a block of tofu at the back of your freezer at the coldest setting, then thaw it out.

Oh, you think seeders are your ally, but you merely adopted piracy as an adult. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t pay for anything until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but expensive.

The peers betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you my torrent collection, whilst preparing to show you my ratio. Then I will set my upload speed limit to 0.

The clear plastic tubing was packaged in a roll, to be cut at whatever length the ant farmer wanted, so it was long enough to do standing up.

He didn’t get naked, just put his hand down his pants. It was evident that he placed it either on his butthole, or up it, based on the effort he was taking.

Back when I was maybe seven years old I went to this kids birthday party. I got him an ant farm with tubes.

Later on when all the kids were playing together in his room without adults, he pulled the roll of clear plastic tubing out of ant farm box, he shoved one end up his ass and then started sucking on the other end.

It’s nice to know that he is still alive and tweeting.

we need more people like this

God damn I love people like this. We need more people with controlled, righteous fury to be put in positions to let rip.

It’s all part of the show.

They have to do something to seem competent in response to the stabbings.

Was at the kids park the other day. The other kids parents called for them.

They named their girl MEMPHIS

ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD? WE LIVE IN AUSTRALIA CUNT

I’m convinced most did not think at all.

There are eight young kids within my extended family, only two of them were planned - my child, and my sisters child.

The other six, I just feel sorry for. Their parents are… Well… You know…

“No, but you see, since all cops are part of a systemic issue, all of them are bastards, even if they have the best intentions and aren’t complicit in the problems I have with police”

There is probably a lot of overlap with people who think all white people are racist, or all men are rapists.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Jesus Christ.

Send me your postcode. I’ll go door-to-door to find out who I need to praise for such a comprehensive answer.

I don’t take pre-prints as evidence.

Anecdotally, everyone I know hates it.

Theocratic parties should be illegal

I heard this too, but I’ve also heard contradictory statements, so I was reluctant to make that claim. Hopefully they do.

You did it! Legend!

Vote for independents, even if you’re sure they’ll lose. Preferential voting is a beautiful system which benefits you in ways you might not realise.

It forces the winning party to consider emulating the top independents. It also encourages the independents to try again.

My top choice is always whoever has the best environmental protection policies, animal welfare protections, and wants to address climate change.

This normally means I vote: Independents > Greens > Labour > Liberal > Nationals

With Australia’s surveillance issues, I would prefer not to have a company which handles our data to have closer ties to the government.