My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!
Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
How about MEGASECONDS ?
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Dinkelberg!
Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6
Sorry to tell you that, but I think your dog has autism
Yeah maybe you‘re right! I‘ll check it out… just for a friend
I‘ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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