🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

I still have my old laptop from college for whenever my PC is dead and I need a backup device. It’s from 2008 and still has an HDD. There’s Windows 7 installed and last time i booted it up the boot up time said 316 seconds. It’s ridiculous.

Sir Loin o7

no ragrets!

I played enough Witcher 3 to know what to do.

As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.

Gesundheit.

Metal and orgies are the devil’s department and I’m so in for it.

This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”

If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.