This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

I switched in the late 90s to attract women. I still think it’s going to work someday.

I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.

(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)

The weiling fan is decoration enough

That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company

I saw a YouTube video where like 15 guys in some poor country rigged up a bicycle or something to power a projector that displayed a horrible picture of a movie onto the side of a stack of old tires. They were watching Tenet.

Of all the movies to watch that way…

I would have loved to see them be interviewed about it two hours later.

I mean, don’t buy a car from a conman folks

Ladpoles

Oh i see now, it didn’t open in an external browser

I actually have that on my phone but there was still 7-8 ads

I just saw enough ads trying to read the damn story

Your store did it smart. My local grocery store has 8 self checkouts by one door and 8 more on the other end by the other door. Although there are 10 or more normal checkouts with human cashiers, Ive never seen more that two open at a time.

I’ve laughed at some dumb shit over the course of my life, but damn

“Swear on my balls”

Yes

Can anyone explain why this guy and his firing have been such big news?

I feel like this is a Slackware joke