Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

Don’t sweat it. Just get what’s on sale.

They’re all the same.

There’s only one reason I’d opt for a high priced name brand. And that’s the ability to apply filters to everything you’re watching.

Imagine watching Ace Ventura but every character has the Chad Face filter on.

“American Style” Democrqcy

I only keep it installed for service outages and breaking news. I don’t need an extra layer of bullshit to wade thru to see if Xbox servers are down.

This shit better be opt-in.

Lol. Hell no.

Equally fkin useless.

I wish I had a 1.0 version of netscape saved somewhere so I could use it.

Use chrome to download Firefox.

They can try. It won’t work.

I can’t wait until one goes rogue and escapes into the net.

That’s gonna be fun to watch.

That’s awesome.

Can write reskin Windows 11 to look like 95/98?

Cuz that would be cool. Just hide all the bullshit. Have a functional desktop again.

Apple could get away with this. Their cult is slavishly devoted.

And none of them require a damned subscription.

I’m cool with that.

Disassemble it. Use the disks as decorations. Make it into a wind chime and hang it outside your window.

No. We’re not even on board with trains as a concept outside of the context of heavy freight shipping. The people are. But big oil spends a lot of bribe money to make sure you can’t easily ride a train across the country.

Step 1. Fire Boeing.

Step 2. Fucking FUND NASA.

Step 3. NASA builds space stuff that works.

A few times. But the old man don’t seem to learn.