What have I done?
wails uncontrollably
What have I done?
wails uncontrollably
My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!
HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUSTOMERS LOVE HP AFTER THEIR SWITCH TO SUBSCRIPTION PRINTERS. WE SHOULD DO THAT TOO!
–Overheard from the Logitech C-Suite, probably
Massive advertising company adds new ways to convince you to buy bullshit you don’t need. News at 11.
Hey Chrome, you remember when Internet Explorer had a lock on the installed user base? Do you remember when they shit all over their users to the point they were screaming for anything to replace it?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Have you seen YouTube lately?
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That’s some hot tech right there. I bet HP would buy it for 1 billion dollars!
Probably something closer to $30,000,000.
Maybe they could buy Vine?
Better than Jerry in the next cubicle over.
Secret meeting … reported
That’s not how secrets work at all.
I am the one who walks away from Omelas.
“They” is the NSA, right?
16 years? That’s like 8 separate Google project lifetimes.
Give that man a $56bn pay package!
/s
Hang on a sec, this isn’t Google!
Come on now, that’s going to completely wipe out the loose change from their couches.
People are perfectly within their rights to be rubbed up the wrong way.
Except in Florida and Texas. That shit gets you arrested these days.
Or so I hear.
Those are required features for interstate commuters.
Source: I used to have to commute on the interstate with them.