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1 year agoThe original was “why didn’t the eagles fly to mordor and drop the ring in the top of the volcano” which was funnier the first time than the thousandth time. You’re right that these witty workarounds are only funny the first time and tire quickly.
‘shut up’ lmao
i was expecting something about how the nazguls would intercept or the ring would corrupt them or something