Don’t drink too much turpentine.*

Did you see the pic of the guard that found him? He looked like a textbook villain henchman.

These guys clearly know each other.

Elon is bidding on it against his own alt accounts. There’s no way anyone else gets it.

Jesus. This is pretty much why mine is setup like this lol. Smallish 1080p monitor top left, this has our security cameras on display. 4k 27" underneath that doubles as an extension to my work laptop during work hours, but it’s also connected to the primary pc. Main monitor is 27" 1440p 165hz gaming monitor. Far right is another 27" 1440p standard for general crap. They will all serve their own purpose while I’m sitting in the captains chair. Mostly it’s so I can watch movies/shows, game, use discord, and browse/ work on other stuff all at the same time.

I’m so glad this doesn’t apply to me. I have 4 monitors.

Ha! They can blow me all the way to my full Linux conversion at that point.

How to lose marketshare speedrun?

What a classic case of: “I learned it by watching you!”

Can’t believe they bothered to try to pass it. From an outside quick glance, it seems like a brilliant idea. But then you have to remember WHY they’re doing this. They want to ship 24x7 and not have to pay a person. Slapping a co-pilot in there is counter-intuitive to their end game. Not to mention humans do NOT have the required attention span for this. We can often do stupid shit, completely sober, while driving, with DECADES of experience.

If the autopilot is even 80% effective, we’re going to get bored, sleep, read, fuck around on our devices. Maybe jerk off? Who knows?

We’re not ready for this step, not yet.

Bet they’ll be needing a lot of mechanics when the time comes, though.

Time to cancel Prime. Removing perks. Increasing prices. Saturating us with ads.

Too much money is never enough! We need to monetize monetization! Assholes.

Imagine if any of these rich assholes were actually good guys?

Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

So they’ve been doing this for better than 20 years. All that is going to happen, is they’ll be fined. That money will disappear into the pockets of the lawmakers and nothing will change.

Maybe they’ll be brought up again in a few years when another pack of goons need more cash to pretend like they’re regulating anything in favor of the people.

This is funny. Please pipe ALL of your online activities through us. We won’t spy, gather, sell, or snitch.

Get fucked.

Lmao what trick? They still hauled him in, poop and all.

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This is the reason I say Gesus and oh my Jod, now. Can’t say everyone appreciates it.

Haha. I was suspended for inciting violence for commenting: “A rapist getting raped is cosmically funny.”

This was in a post about a rapist getting raped.

I had an S3 for ages because you could get a replacement battery for like $12. Upgraded to an S10, can no longer swap the battery. Biding my time.

I hate this forced upgrade/payment model and how phones seemed to double in cost almost overnight.

They’re even trying to get sneakier with the contracts. 3 years now to payoff your device, instead of 2, but the payment is the same. Absolutely bonkers.

Ahh man. Look at these chums. Someone should throw that to Elon so he doesn’t forget that we won’t forget.

What happened?